I’m an American. I travel the world. These things don’t go together, I know. I’ve finally had enough of my friends telling me to stuff it and write a book, so I’ve started a blog to vent my tales of disaster. If you don’t like them, I’m not disastrous enough, you decide I’m a terrible writer, whatever, feel free to let me know. I’ll be terribly sorry and always welcome suggestions for new trouble to get into. If you do like, read on, I’m sure inane things will continue to ensue…